I took notes while consuming 3 days of football this weekend and promptly forgot to share them yesterday. Nailed it.

U Mass - What?? Hello.

Colorado - Coach Prime and Buffs get off to much needed great start. Sloppy game both sides. Impressive running for Buffs. Can they do it consistently?

College Gameday - Felt lame. Big Noon felt hyped. Bad energy in Baton, Rouge Saturday morning.

College Gameday - Guys and their pointers - lame. Feels like I’m attending a class lecture.

College Gameday - Dez and Reece in beige suits - look like sun baked turds.

College Gameday - Laney Wilson live theme song not it. Give me the pre-recorded Big & Rich original.

Big Noon Kickoff - Portnoy and Barstool > Pat McAfee

Big Noon Kickoff - Urban Meyer needs some help with his fit.

ESPN - I miss the ticker. The bottom of my TV feels naked.

Kirk Herbstreit - Enough with the dog. Just stop. Now we have a store? Nice grift.

Miami - Watchout. QB legit. They’re better than last year

OU - Looked stout. Can they survive the gauntlet schedule?

Michigan - Holy cow. Father Time is a wolverines fan. Better fix that offense before OU comes to town.

Auburn - Way to set expectations. No need to get us too excited after 10 years of darkness.

UGA - Good Lord.

Florida - Jon Sumrall’s shirt - Bold choice. Florida offense- can you do it against a SEC defense.

LSU- Lane is undefeated. We thought they would be distracted. Joke is on us. Possible Natty incoming with or without SEC.

Dabo - Nice press conference. I’ll run naked through the streets of Thomasville with a tiger paw on my chest if you go 11-1

Oregon - Boise is always a good team. Too much over reaction on this one.

Ole Miss - Stout. Trinidad Chambliss - still a baller.

Notre Dame - Nice win but I expected more.

FSU - To bad the lights didn’t stay off. Gonna be a long season for Noles fans. As an Auburn fan, I feel your pain. May the force be with with you.

SEC - Lane is your MVP. No way you kick him out.